Monday, December 23, 2013
So here we are, the first official day of school vacation. Annnd, its pouring out. Not very Christmas-y if you ask me. I would almost rather (dare I say it?) snow. Eek, I said it. It's kind of like mentioning He who must not be named, aka Voldemort (I'm not scared) for Harry Potter. I don't really want it to snow, I would just rather it not be pouring rain all day when I am trapped home, uh I mean spending quality time with, all three kids. Which brings me to the homeschooling folks. Kudos to you all. I would lose my gosh darn mind if I spent all day every day with the little cherubs. School = Sanity in this house. The morning here started abruptly at 7am. Well, that is after an initial wake up from the baby when Daddy's alarm went off at the painful hour of 5:way too early to be up O' clock. You know, 7 am, the time when I normally wake the kids up for school and they whine and complain about how mean I am and how awful school is and how very very tired they are. Well I will give credit to the oldest for staying in bed till the more pleasing time of 7:30. But the younger two were up, so I was up. Barely. Now I know some of you would consider 7am "sleeping in", and
I would have as well when Andrew was waking up at 6am everyday, but now that we get to sleep later I have become accustomed to it. We had also kept the kids up late last night to watch the first half of The Sound of Music. I think we all know that the later they stay up the earlier they tend to wake up. It's a cruel world. After a quick shopping trip for the last few items on my list today (shout out to Grandma for coming over to watch the kids) I think we are officially in for the rest of the day. Right now I have the kids watching Rudolph for the first time, and miraculously the baby is napping. That should buy me about 52 minutes of peace and quiet. Then I will need to think of something else entertaining enough to keep the oldest two from killing each other. Good luck to the rest of my stay-at-homies today! Only about 11 days left till school resumes. : )
..."and mom and dad can hardly wait for school to start again!"
Friday, December 20, 2013
Christmas movies. Which are your favorites? So far this year we have seen Elf on a Shelf about 47 times. I have to say it started out kinda cute but each time gets a little less extravaganzalorious, if you know what I mean. I do kind of like the look of horror/fear on my childrens' faces when the kid in the movie touches the elf and causes him to lose his magic and end up at the elf infirmary. ("Dr, his peppermint levels are running low" is my favorite line in that whole movie.) I could stand to lose the part at the end when the twin sisters sing about the magic of Christmas, or something like that. I will say that the movie has kept my kids from touching the elf (which still remains a giant pain in the butt on my end). Last week my husband thought it would be cute to put the elf upside down in my salt canister. Not only did I spill salt everywhere when removing the damn elf, but now I need to replace all the salt. Cute. Back to Christmas movies- we also watched Home Alone. That was a last minute decision where Mommy had two margaritas and thought it would be fun to start a movie at 7:30pm instead of putting the kids to bed. My 6-year-old, Andrew, was slightly horrified when the parents initially forgot Kevin in the house. He couldn't wrap his head around them leaving him all alone. And I noticed for the first time watching this movie that the Dad really didn't seem all that worried, did he? I mean he called the neighbors like once, and then pretty much gave up trying to get in touch with him. Anyway, once Kevin booby-trapped the house and stopped the bad guys (sorry for the spoiler alert but if you haven't seen it by now there is no hope for you) Andrew was cracking up and loved the movie. We have also seen one of my favorite Christmas movies of all time, White Christmas, twice. Both times starting in the middle, so I am hoping to catch the beginning some time this season. What a great movie. Makes me want to randomly break out into song, learn how to dance, and eat a sandwich (that chick is wayyyy too skinny). What are your favorite Christmas movies? Leave an answer in the comments! (ya filthy animal!)
Saturday, December 7, 2013
FOR SALE- 2013 New Construction, AS IS.
This beautifully constructed Gingerbread home , located conveniently on the kitchen table, is available for sale, as is. Despite it never being occupied, it will need some improvements. Definitely not in move-in ready condition, this 1bedroom, 0 bath (zero any other rooms really) home will need a new roof in the immediate future. The home is located in a great school district but your children won't be able to get out the front door, as it doesn't actually open. This "fixer upper" would make a great starter home for someone who loves the smell of gingerbread and peppermint. Call your realtor today to take a look at this "diamond in the rough"! With a little TLC you could have this home looking like this is no time at all!
Friday, December 6, 2013
This is Dodo the elf writing to you from the home of my bitches, I mean host family! Apparently those middle of the night wake ups, filled with panic that she forgot to move me to a new location, have rendered the real writer of this blog too tired to, well, write. Funny how a couple mornings of waking up at 6am and sprinting around the house in stealth mode to make sure that I am in some new silly location take a lot out of a person. Fortunately for her, the man in the house seems to be better about carrying on my Christmas spirit so as not to traumatize the children by letting them find out that this is all just a scam to keep them from acting like little shits during the holiday season. And isn't that what Christmas is all about? Haha, my author laughs about this whole thing each year as she is on her way to the bank to cash checks. The stuff these poor parents have to go through is hysterical. I recently heard the woman in this house telling someone that if her elf was touched by a child then they need to get sprinkled with sugar and put in the freezer. Imagine the mess that would make? It was funny at first, the oldest boy in this house was actually afraid to go in the same room as me. Of course this only applied when I was in the room with the coats and backpacks, and not when I was perched next to the TV. Funny how that worked. The middle one asked her mom why I haven't been caught eating snacks, like that time last year when I got those delicious raisins and a juice box. Her mom said that I must not be hungry, but I know that she is just lazier this year. I've heard her mumble something about setting the bar too high last year. I personally enjoyed the night I got to hang glide over the kitchen table, but oh well... So anyhoo, back to sitting on top of the kitchen curtain for me
(Really lady? This is the best you could come up with?) watching the kids fight, the dog steal their food right off the table, and is that the Mom opening a bottle of wine? Again?